I'm a member of the smallest club on earth and the name of that club is:
IS IT JUST US OR DOES ELVIS PRESLEY BORE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU?
There are no dues for this club. The only price to pay is that you have to be good and gosh darn careful who you divulge membership to because once you admit your identity, you run the risk of being shunned or worse---being the target of salivating Elvis lobbyists and their never ending freaky faraway looks when they describe (for the 89 millionth time) how Elvis invented rock and roll or toilet paper or something.
Best Wishes,
Don King's Hairstylist
Cell block 9
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