Dear Cupcake,
Is it wrong to be so hog wildly in love with the intoxicating aroma of night blooming jasmine that your aortic valve almost bursts with merriment when you discover a giant crop of it on your evening stroll and you imagine that your love for this plant is not unlike the true and abiding love between Captain Kangaroo and Mister Greenjeans---is any of that wrong?
---Crippled By Concern In Tulsa
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Dear Crippled,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake
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