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Monday, July 13, 2009

Monday Judgements and Warnings

Example of a Zen Koan that you'd read in a book that has lots of pictures of bamboo and wise fish in it:

WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING?

Example of a Zen Koan you'd read in a book that has pictures of sad, sweaty people pulling out their own hair:

CLAW THE FIRST CLOROX WIPE FROM THE CONTAINER.

Yours In Lemony Scentedness,
The Destroyer

2 comments:

TWISTED SUSAN said...

In my universe it's the last three wipes all bundled into a knot that do me in.

Cupcake Murphy said...

It's like flying or something---most dangerous while taking off or landing. They are magical though, those little wipes.