Example of a Zen Koan that you'd read in a book that has lots of pictures of bamboo and wise fish in it:
WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING?
Example of a Zen Koan you'd read in a book that has pictures of sad, sweaty people pulling out their own hair:
CLAW THE FIRST CLOROX WIPE FROM THE CONTAINER.
Yours In Lemony Scentedness,
The Destroyer
2 comments:
In my universe it's the last three wipes all bundled into a knot that do me in.
It's like flying or something---most dangerous while taking off or landing. They are magical though, those little wipes.
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