Monday Judgements and Warnings

Bumper Sticker Analysis:

#1:
Fun-loving, nice person who probably plays a mean game of charades:

DON'T TAILGATE ME
OR I'LL FLICK A BOOGAR ON YOUR WINDSHIELD


#2:
Staunch Pat Robertson devotee who wears pantyhose in the tub:

WHERE WOULD YOU BE
IF YOUR MOM BELIEVED IN ABORTION?


Toodle Loo,
Cowpoke Connie