Just as the red corvette containing the sun damaged wrinkly body of a 65 year-old man never fails to startle, so does the poop brown coffee mug with magenta, green and orange polka dots ruin the taste of any hot beverage poured inside it.
Wake up people. The package matters.
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Bossy is off coffee this week (long story) and is so desperate (even though it's only monday), the package wouldn't even matter. Now THAT is desperation.
I tried to be off coffee for one day four years ago and have spent each day since saying WHY DID I TRY TO BE OFF COFFEE?
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