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Monday, January 25, 2010

Monday Judgements and Warnings

Please be advised that the following piece of information is something that may, some day, save your life:

Although they masquerade as kindly little shriveled up elderly people shuffling aimlessly around in the Kleenex section of Wal-Mart, make no mistake, RAISINS are miniature neutron bombs waiting to explode in your tummy.

Best of luck to you,
Gordo the Unusually Petite Bouncer


The Zadge said...

Wait! On the very same day that you blog about RAISINS, I blog about CRAISINS?! What does that say about us and our brains being drawn to shriveled fruit ON THE VERY SAME DAY!

Cupcake Murphy said...

GOOD LORD. Sister from another mister.