You know that scene in Gigi where Hermione Gingold sings The Night They Invented Champagne and she's dancing around like Buddy Hackett but in a really cool European way and she's going WOO! every once in a while and the tone of her WOO!'s are like if you took every painting Picasso ever painted and every book J.D. Salinger ever wrote and every whole chicken Ina Garten ever roasted and every nonfat latte Britney Spears ever purchased and you morphed all those things into one? I think the reason for the sheer Space Shuttle majesty of her WOO! is not really that she is so happy that GiGi is going to get married but that she just ate a sandwich and that sandwich contained the following:
Havarti cheese, slightly melted
Arugula
Caramelized red onion
Dr. Praeger veggie burger, ALMOST---but not quite---underdone
You think I'm exaggerating but I'm not,
Sergeant Drool
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Snort and then boisterous laughter.
Also, I think you're right about Nancy Grace.
I'm right about Nancy Grace, right? "DID HE OR DID HE NOT CHOOSE PLASTIC INSTEAD OF PAPER?" Cool yer jets lady.
If more people let loose with some WOOS, I think the world would be a better place.
Zadge, you are so right.
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