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Monday, June 14, 2010

Monday Judgements and Warnings

Sometimes, in the all alone early early morning, I get afraid that Taylor Swift is going to take over the world and I imagine that when she does she is going to force all of us to grow our hair really long and rock out more because, well, music is healing y'all.

And if that isn't scary enough, in the stark light of daybreak, I push myself even farther to see how much SHEER TERROR I can endure and I spend just a few seconds (that's all I can take) picturing Taylor VERY CHEERILY visiting every single person in the world by personally knocking on their door to tell them that Attitude Is a Choice So Choose a Good One and then handing them a little 4 X 6 white and pink framed monstrosity that actually says this (as she is now marketing it) --- Taylor Proverbism --- in her curly writing. And before she jumps onto her big ass bus with the little city in it that has it's own government she yells back You Can Do It!

And the hopeful part is that I know that if I can survive this hideous and frightening storyline, I know I can handle anything.

And in that way I am a survivor and a pioneer.

Dry Heavingly Yours,
Nadine of the Bitter

7 comments:

The Zadge said...

I hope your early morning storyline doesn't also include an appearance by that skank John Mayer who is apparently now dating our curly-headed heroine.

Cupcake Murphy said...

No way. I LOATHE him. I'm barfing.

The Zadge said...

Way.

linlah said...

I'm the queen of crappy attitude so even with 4x6 monstrosity I think I'm safe.

Joann Mannix said...

I would answer my door with my short punk hair standing on its bed head ends and I would scream, "I'M NOT A PRINCESS. THIS AIN'T A FAIRY TALE!" And then I would slam the door on her sweet face and chirpy disposition. And I would feel like a bad ass bitch taking Taylor Swift down.

Joann Mannix said...

I just ordered your book. I cannot wait to inhale your words. You do inspire me.

Congratulations. That review was splendid and I'm certain it is righteous praise for what lives between the covers of your book.

Joann Mannix said...

Also Cupcake, do you read doobleh-vay? If not, here's her link: http://doobleh-vay.blogspot.com/. she is a blogger who happens to be an amazing poet, also. I think you'd really like her.