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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Things I Don't Understand, Items 202 thru 204

202. Corporate greed
203. Strobe lighting
204. When people answer the phone HI-THIS-IS-SUZIE-I-CAN-HELP.

5 comments:

Twisted Susan said...

This Suzie is not prepared to help anybody.

Cupcake Murphy said...

I know I'm a weirdo but I always hear the I CAN HELP "greeting" as a threat.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Snippy Suzie makes me want to clink my ice cubes loudly so they annoy her.

Joann Mannix said...

I don't understand the credit card people in India. I mean, I truly don't understand a word they're saying to me.

Cupcake Murphy said...

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND those people either and I always end up feeling so hateful when I snap at them---the way they repeatedly mispronounce my name because some workshop leader told them A Person's Name Is Music To Their Ears. Not.