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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Things I Like More Than John Boehner

1. AstroTurf towels
2. Having my peaceful homestead be overtaken by a gang of angry possums
3. Falling into a well
4. Being forced to wear only yellow clothing
5. Bone spurs

4 comments:

The Zadge said...

How can you trust a man whose skin is the color of a stripper and whose name could be a synonym for an erection?

AiringMyLaundry said...

Ha :)

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Or as I like to call him, Senator Beta Carotene.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Christ, I accidentally elevated him to the Senate. He's a Representative of all that is tan.