Helpful Hints:
1. Avoid passing gas in a job interview
2. Always and forever: rethink giggling
3. Remember that, although they are called sandals, if you wear them ON sand you will undoubtedly become weary
4. Nothing good ever came from a perm
5. If you decide that you want to be a person with no fear and you sit in front of the TV in order to catch of glimpse of Russell Brand smiling so you can exhibit your fearlessness of GIANT GUMS the size of Half Dome make sure that you do this before you have eaten
Stalwartly Yours,
Nancy Nausea
5 comments:
I would imagine that if I showed up for an interview in sandals, giggling my permed head off, flashing my heroin-induced Mr. Katy Perry Gums, the interviewer would kindly say, "Thank you, but Mr. Sheen has gotten the role."
Oh look, John Rambo is back! Don't you love your faithful followers!
Number one always gets me. Thanks for the reminder.
What's wrong with giggling?
I recently uncovered evidence of permed hair from the 90's. Both my sister and are rockin' the South Jersey look. Painful.
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