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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

I am writing to you for help.  I am a happily married woman.  I don't believe in "soul mates" per se (truth be told---I don't believe in people who actually use the phrase "per se" but that would involve an entirely different question) but what I was saying was I am thrilled and content with my mate --- HOWEVER --- I believe I might be completely and totally IN LOVE with Kate Middleton.  Is it me or is she just the FRESHEST FACE PERSON YOU HAVE EVER SEEN? And I know I might be biased but she seems to exude pure and total CLASS and SOPHISTICATION in a way that does not alienate but makes you want to either go on a shopping jaunt with her or go to the nearest pub and get plastered---BUT IN A REFINED WAY---like The Bee's Knees Way, which is why I am tea and crumpets smitten with the stalwart and beautiful Kate.  THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.  My question to you is:  do you think I am delusional or do I stand a chance with Ms. Middleton?
---Simply Starstruck in South Hampton

Dear Starstruck,
Good Luck,


Twisted Susan said...

Fergie's more my speed.

The Zadge said...

I think Kate and Prince Harry would actually be a more interesting mix. Wills seems to be tending a bit more toward his Pops these days in terms of personality.

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duffylou said...

Two words for Wills.


feefioto said...

Except for that hat she wore that looked like she had an arrow through her skull.

Kana said...

A princess/queen that looks good in a bikini ( ) should always be taken as a win.

Anonymous said...

I for one, plan to rise at dawn for the televised ceremony; no one where a little hat cuter than she does.
And P.S. they all really wear those little hats for special occasions; it's not just a royal thing. I was caught without mine last time across the pond.