Karma is a beautiful thing - notice that Tiger hasn't won a match since his fiasco?
My sister in law insists on serving this thing called Country Crock, which is a perfect name for a food that *is* a crock.
Does anybody ever think about how all those tattoos are going to look in the retirement home in 30 or 40 years? I'd be sure to pick one that is going to look good all saggy baggy. Especially if I put it in places that are extra susceptible to sagging and bagging. Think I'll stick with a little rose on my ankle.
How about a tattoo of rosebud on a breast at 20 yrs old? When you're 60, it will be long stemmed.
I saw Tiger on a talk show recently and I thought "that guy needs some self tanner on that noggin"
Yup. I get the first two.But margarine? It moistens the bread so the processed cheese slice isn't quite so dry...now do you get it? :)
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