Sometimes on Saturday we like to play our favorite game where each of us has to pretend like we've just been told something hideous---like: Track Palin and his new bride are coming to live with us!
or Peppermint Patties no longer exist!
or All the neighbors can hear us when we fart!
or From now on you have to wear your hair and dress exactly like Prince!
And then, without thinking, we have to make the expression we think we'd make had we just been told this awful news and after we've done that we laugh our fool heads off and we rejoice in the knowing that none of it is true.