Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

When I tell the poached egg I'm having for breakfast that I love it with every ounce of my being and that I think it is just so gloriously perfect can it hear me if I talk in a normal voice or do I need to make sure it has its special little egg headphones?
Blubbering Like a Complete Fool in Fargo

Dear Fool,
No.
Good Luck,
Cupcake