The other day I saw a personalized license plate that said, simply:
POSTURE
and I thought, now that is either the most helpful person on earth OR the biggest buttinsky I have ever seen. And I made it a point to sit up REAL GODDAMN BEAUTY QUEEN STRAIGHT as I sped past them on the right.
It's my party and I'll slouch if I want to,
Henrietta Humpstein
3 comments:
Could it have been "Fo' Sure" but they just spelled it wrong?
Good thing I put my glasses back on. I thought it said... PROSTATE
I'd do the same thing! The power of suggestion!
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