Saturday, July 9, 2011
GET OUTTA THE WAY! SHE'S GONNA CAREEN AND CRASH---WATCH OUT! WHOA! SHE'S GOT NO BRAKES!!! WHAT THE HELL SET HER OFF THIS TIME? THOSE FUCKING ZIP LOCK BAGS THAT DON'T CLOSE? THE FACT THAT HER HUSBAND DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO DO LAUNDRY? WHY SOMEONE KEEPS PUTTING STINKY TRASH IN THE RECYLING BIN? RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN! SHE'S OUTTA CONTROL!!!! SHE DON'T MAKE NO SENSE!!!
And I picture myself installing a runaway truck ramp in my house ---a nice slide that would go directly from my bedroom balcony, down across the street I live on where I would soar like Willy Wonka across the neighborhood and be delivered softly to the nice cool grass park near the ocean.
Yours In Righteous Escape,
Alison Alone Time