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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Sunday Prayer

Dear God,

Just in case I don't get hold of you before I perish, go toward the white light, get herded into a big stadium with other obsessive Gene Kelly fans and then wait for the next stop on my journey can you (if at all possible I know you are Kim Kardashian Busy) make it so I am directed toward the bus that is going to the place that does not show deep and ongoing hostility toward bread because the landscape I am forced to wander across now is a barren, sad and dangerous desert and my heart has grown heavy from longing for a grilled sharp cheddar with caramelized red onion on sourdough thanks and  praise be to all that is holy amen.

Yeast Be With You,
Slicey Slicerson
Slicetown, USA

7 comments:

The Zadge said...

Let's hope she is not a Gluten-Free God.

duffylou said...

You said the four letter word!

C-A-R-B

Carey Brown Strombotne said...

god, why oh why didn't you just make grilled cheddar with caramelized onions on sourdough skinny food to begin with?

Cupcake Murphy said...

Gluten schmuten I need my sammies, grilled or otherwise.

Twisted Susan said...

Thank you, Cupcake for 'Kim Kardashian busy'.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I echo Susan's emotion on that lovely turn of the phrase.

Cupcake Murphy said...

She is so False Eyelash busy. I have never been that busy.