Dear God,
Just in case I don't get hold of you before I perish, go toward the white light, get herded into a big stadium with other obsessive Gene Kelly fans and then wait for the next stop on my journey can you (if at all possible I know you are Kim Kardashian Busy) make it so I am directed toward the bus that is going to the place that does not show deep and ongoing hostility toward bread because the landscape I am forced to wander across now is a barren, sad and dangerous desert and my heart has grown heavy from longing for a grilled sharp cheddar with caramelized red onion on sourdough thanks and praise be to all that is holy amen.
Yeast Be With You,
Slicey Slicerson
Slicetown, USA
7 comments:
Let's hope she is not a Gluten-Free God.
You said the four letter word!
C-A-R-B
god, why oh why didn't you just make grilled cheddar with caramelized onions on sourdough skinny food to begin with?
Gluten schmuten I need my sammies, grilled or otherwise.
Thank you, Cupcake for 'Kim Kardashian busy'.
I echo Susan's emotion on that lovely turn of the phrase.
She is so False Eyelash busy. I have never been that busy.
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