1. Clorox smoothies
2. Stepping in fresh dog poop shortly before a job interview
3. Being harpooned by a ship of angry fishermen
4. Tarantulas up my nose
5. Co-parenting with Andy Dick
How about being locked in a desert sweatlodge for 24 hours with Bachmann, O'Donnell, Limbaugh and Coulter and the only way out is for one of them to yell, "Yes, we are crazy racist bigoted religious nuts and Obama will go down in history as the most influential president of the 21st century!"
This list could literally go on forever!!! After all, it's hard to think of even one thing that I like less than Rick Perry (it's a tie between him and Christine O'Donnel~~~in fact, they should go off somewhere and make a sex tape~~~could you imagine?? My choice for #6??? Surgery without anesthesia.
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How about being locked in a desert sweatlodge for 24 hours with Bachmann, O'Donnell, Limbaugh and Coulter and the only way out is for one of them to yell, "Yes, we are crazy racist bigoted religious nuts and Obama will go down in history as the most influential president of the 21st century!"
Bring some towels.
This list could literally go on forever!!! After all, it's hard to think of even one thing that I like less than Rick Perry (it's a tie between him and Christine O'Donnel~~~in fact, they should go off somewhere and make a sex tape~~~could you imagine?? My choice for #6??? Surgery without anesthesia.
I wish I could live inside your mind, just for a few minutes! You're amazing.
I think he's gonna go postal. I can see it in that crazy wide grin.
Oh girlfriend, I am SO with you on this!!!
SCARY PERRY!
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