Recently, The Cupcakes had a high cholesterol scare which meant that we needed a Cupcakes vs Bad Cholesterol plan that involved replacing everything we love with everything we kind of hate.
We're getting along quite well I suppose. The days go by and the sun shines occasionally and we go out and see other people with their coats on. We smile every now and again as we trudge to Ralphs to purchase our Weight Watcher Giant Latte Bars made of air we dream about cheese. Sometimes we remember what it was like to use half and half in our coffee and this makes us laugh and/or weep. In the evening, we cuddle up and we remember what it was like to down an entire thing of Trader Joe's peanut butter cups over the course of several episodes of Treasure Quest and we clutch our micro fleece blankets close to our chests as we drink our tea and sip our Blood Orange soda from Cost Plus and in the quietest moments we each, in our own way, come to the clear and simple conclusion that:
LIFE WITHOUT HAAGEN DAZS AND BEN & JERRY'S AIN'T NO LIFE AT ALL.
Do not go gently into that dark night,