Tips For Ordering the Dish Poo Krob With Your Thai Delivery Order:
(from my groundbreaking workshop Be Better!---Be Anyone Other Than Who You Are!)
1. Fast Talker Technique: Say it fast as a locomotive: "prkb"---so it's like you hardly said it but you said it enough that the person taking your order could understand. This works well if you're doing laundry and there is a loud dryer going in the background.
2. Second Rate Celebrity/Journalist Conundrum Technique: Say it while you're staring at a photo of Stone Phillips or some other odd, confusing celebrity/journalist. This will keep you distracted enough that you forget that you're ordering Poo.
3. The Holler: Yell it at the top of your lungs while you're jumping up and down and out of breath: "POO KROB!" This is just really effective because there is so much going on and the startley loud thing is a keeper.
4. Stupid Xenophobe Technique: Go "Do you have Paw Krawb?" and then wait for the order taker to do the rest of the work. Magic and effortless.
Good luck with these. I have found #2 and #4 to be the most effective however you should experiment with what feels right for your personality. The important thing is to make them your own! If none of them work, though, don't come to me for a refund or a credit of any kind whatsoever because I will not be able to tell if you implemented the technique correctly or if you did The Holler loud enough or whatever. Just know this: you're on your own and you will be held responsible and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for any of those extra mini creamer things you stole.
Now Go Get 'Em!