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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Things I Like More Than Herman Cain

1. Gingivitis
2. Dolls who come to life and try to kill me with hatchets
3. Being forced to follow the advice of Milli Vanilli's publicist
4. Noxious paint fumes
5. Waking up and realizing I have Keith Richards' complexion

7 comments:

Hilary said...

omg, I needed this laugh.
Perfect.
I'm with you.
He is smarmy. And yes, that's a word.

Frank's Corner said...

Well spoken...all of it true. You have a real knack for getting to the heart of matters.

The Zadge said...

You do know that, having completed "Life," I am now totally in love with Keef, Grand Canyon Face and all? I don't think I'd feel the same way after reading Hermie's memoir.

Bruce Taylor, a.k.a. Catalyst said...

Can't wait for you to get to Newt!

Cupcake Murphy said...

I did Newt! There are so many things I love more than him.

meg at the members lounge said...

Are those the dolls from Karen Black's Trilogy of Terror? They actually would be more loveable than Herm.

Cupcake Murphy said...

TOTALLY Karen Black dolls!