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Monday, November 28, 2011

Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Explain How To Get the Television Back On Channel 3 So the Cable Will Start Working Again To Your Aging Parent Over the Phone

1. Assembling a nuclear bomb in the pitch dark
2. Driving your car using only your nose
3. Climbing Mount Everest while carrying all three of the Black Eyed Peas
on your back
4. Getting Kanye West and Jerry Falwell on the same page
5. Winning the Kentucky Derby riding a Cuisinart 

6 comments:

The Zadge said...

No. 5: Ouch.

P.S. May I suggest No. 6: Getting Herman Cain to stop eye-twitching and over-smiling every time he lies about his piggy ways.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I am a veteran of dissecting cable TV issues for the older set. Did you tear your hair out?

Cupcake Murphy said...

I have no idea how but I did NOT tear my hair out. She really deserves the credit. It is a miracle she got it to work. I must say that coaching her is not my strong point.

Bruce Taylor, a.k.a. Catalyst said...

Cupcake, you have an hilarious sense of humor!

Hilary said...

The worst part of this, I realized, after I stopped laughing, is that I know EXACTLY what you are talking about.

Cupcake Murphy said...

When you think about the things we all accomplish you really must give us some applause.