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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

I think I've really blown it this time and I hope you can help.

Recently I stopped at a very fancy coffee place in Brentwood and as I was standing in line I noticed a sign that said:

WE WILL GLADLY TAKE YOUR ORDER AFTER YOU HAVE FINISHED YOUR PHONE CALL

I thought this was so darn clever that I grabbed the little notebook I keep in my purse and I jotted it down. Turns out this was a mistake because apparently the whole WE WILL GLADLY TAKE YOUR ORDER thing encompasses other activities like:

WE WILL GLADLY TAKE YOUR ORDER WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED SCRIBBLING IN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE NOTEBOOK YOU IGNORANT SPY

Who knew, right? Not me. Initially I thought I HATE THESE JACKASSES and made a master plan to never return but then I remembered they have my favorite non-brick-light-as-feather scones that I cannot live without. Do you think if I write a formal letter of apology and promise to pay perfect attention when I am waiting in line that they will forgive me?
---I'm Not Rude In LA

Dear Rude,
No.
Good Luck,
Cupcake

2 comments:

linlah said...

This confirms my theory that baristas and receptionists all go to the same university and get their masters degree in snotty.

Cupcake Murphy said...

The snotty in Brentwood is Olympian.