I'm not saying we're in mortal danger YET but I hope you realize that it's only a matter of time before we're all gonna have to buy our own smell-proof canoes to stay afloat on the ocean of Celebrity Signature Scents that is slowly engulfing us.
Keep your kerchief nearby,
Sergeant Stink,
Barfy Odor Squad
1 comment:
I've had my smell proof canoe for years but I can't paddle fast enough to stay ahead of the oncoming wave.
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