Please be advised that the following piece of information is something that may, some day, save your life:
Although they masquerade as kindly little shriveled up elderly people shuffling aimlessly around in the Kleenex section of Wal-Mart, make no mistake, RAISINS are miniature neutron bombs waiting to explode in your tummy.
Best of luck to you,
Gordo the Unusually Petite Bouncer
2 comments:
Wait! On the very same day that you blog about RAISINS, I blog about CRAISINS?! What does that say about us and our brains being drawn to shriveled fruit ON THE VERY SAME DAY!
GOOD LORD. Sister from another mister.
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