Listen up and listen very carefully. If you happen to run into Quentin Tarentino without advance notice and you have no idea what to say or do here are two suggestions you might consider:
1. Say "Hello Quentin. How are you? It is nice to see you. Do you miss being boyfriend and girlfriend with Mira Sorvino?"
OR
2. Gather up several of your finest cashmere sweaters and approach the human armoire furniture face that is Quentin Tarentino and ask him if you can place your clothing in the drawer that seems to be his chin.
Best Wishes For Your Continued Success,
Viv the Far Sighted Seamstress
3 comments:
Mmm... Mira Sorvino.
What if he and Jay Leno went chin-to-chin?
It's almost bizarre how scrumdiliumptious Mira Sorvino is. It proves my theory that ladies with pot-bellied second rate celebrity fathers are extra yummy.
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