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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

This evening my husband and I heard a report on Keith Olberman involving Gary Coleman and the fact that there are NO nude photographs of him on the Internet. We would have otherwise dismissed this as a horrible scheme to break the hearts of all humans everywhere but the source of this report was GARY COLEMAN HIMSELF so, knowing that we must now accept this revolting reality---THAT THERE WILL BE NO NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS OF GARY COLEMAN FOR VIEWING---do you know if there will be a FEMA sponsored Regroup-Recover-Rebuild Movement or will the Red Cross simply provide constant grief counseling at various stadiums throughout the country?
---Seriously Considering Smothering Ourselves in Snohomish

Dear Ourselves,
Good luck,


linlah said...

If Gary Coleman were to show up naked on the internet would we have to ask Who Dat?

The Zadge said...

I think I would actually need counseling if in fact I saw a nude photograph of Gary Coleman.

Leah Rubin said...

But who would know better than GC himself? OMG! Can he just please go away now?

Christina said...

Nekkid GC? I would need some couseling after seeing that.