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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

This evening my husband and I heard a report on Keith Olberman involving Gary Coleman and the fact that there are NO nude photographs of him on the Internet. We would have otherwise dismissed this as a horrible scheme to break the hearts of all humans everywhere but the source of this report was GARY COLEMAN HIMSELF so, knowing that we must now accept this revolting reality---THAT THERE WILL BE NO NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS OF GARY COLEMAN FOR VIEWING---do you know if there will be a FEMA sponsored Regroup-Recover-Rebuild Movement or will the Red Cross simply provide constant grief counseling at various stadiums throughout the country?
---Seriously Considering Smothering Ourselves in Snohomish

Dear Ourselves,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake

4 comments:

linlah said...

If Gary Coleman were to show up naked on the internet would we have to ask Who Dat?

The Zadge said...

I think I would actually need counseling if in fact I saw a nude photograph of Gary Coleman.

Leah Rubin said...

But who would know better than GC himself? OMG! Can he just please go away now?

Christina said...

Nekkid GC? I would need some couseling after seeing that.