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Monday, December 13, 2010

Monday Judgements and Warnings

Beg pardon but I am FULLY aware that the country entire is focused on debating what, exactly, the true definition of the word compromise is and which poopillionairres are going to get to save a tuppence and why our president isn't meaner or tougher or whiter but may I remind you that no one---and I mean not one person---has gathered their wits about them, taken a step back from the mayhem and taken a deep breath in order to remind everyone on earth that:

PEPPERED SALAMI IS NEVER APPROPRIATE IN CLOSE TALKING SOCIAL SITUATIONS.

I'll need to see your license and registration,
Detective Dan Dead Skunk Smell
24th Stink Squadron, Pee-You Police

4 comments:

The Zadge said...

Girl, you are just pure bloggin' genius!

duffylou said...

...amen.

Dani'sfadingmargins said...

How great is this blog? Love love love it!!

I even hesitate to welcome you and other folks to come visit me in my house after reading this...

No, I swear I hesitated: fadingmarginsofdani.blogspot.com
(But who doesn't love some good self-promotion?)

Little Girl::Big Glasses said...

Exactly why I keep my license and registration in an Altoids tin.