Right, so you're all: Love and Peace On Earth and Christmas Spirit and Baby Jesus In Bethlehem and God's Mercy and Who Cares About Getting an iPad As Long As We Have Family? and Beef Tenderloin From Whole Foods Rocks Galaxies and Give the Gift of Caring and Joy of the Season and Give Of Oneself and God Bless Us Everyone!
And I'm all: Uh-huh, yeah. And also: ------ RICHIE SAMBORA.
AND THEN YOU PLOTZ.
Wake up and smell the hair gel,
Her Royal Scroogeness