Hey, #258 better not be referring to Susan.
...or the Zadge. Because she would have to take issue with that.
OPPOSITE of Susan and Zadge. I'm referring to people who, in clear view of other humans, browbeat themselves for various things--"Nice going Cupcake!" or "Sheesh Cupcake get it together!"
No amount of vodka can make clamato juice a bloody mary. Ew.
Whew, I'm glad we got that third person thing out of the way, because I've been doing it a lot lately! God, I love the Clamato bloody Mary!
#259 - Looks like I have presents to return, BEFORE Christmas.
#258 especially bugs me when it's parents referring to themselves in the third person when talking to kids older than about 4."Mommy needs to go take a nap now!""Daddy wants you to put your shoes on!"Learn your PRONOUNS, people!!
The Caesar is our 2010 designated holiday cocktail. I wanted more veggies in my diet and this seemed like the best way, plus the clam juice makes my hair shiny.
And the winner in the "things I didn't think I'd read when I woke up this morning" category is: 'The clam juice makes my hair shiny."
Maybe black plates look good with white food, like.......cottage cheese?
Wait a minute! I have black plates! They make the food look bigger!
Square bowls are like straight circles. I don't get it.
down south, they sell Clamato Budweiser. Like, in one can. Clamato. And. Budweiser.
Cantaloupe actually looks nice on black plates.
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