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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Things I Don't Understand, Items 258 thru 260

258.  People who regularly refer to themselves in the third person
259.  Black plates
260.  Clamato juice

15 comments:

Twisted Susan said...

Hey, #258 better not be referring to Susan.

The Zadge said...

...or the Zadge. Because she would have to take issue with that.

Cupcake Murphy said...

OPPOSITE of Susan and Zadge. I'm referring to people who, in clear view of other humans, browbeat themselves for various things--"Nice going Cupcake!" or "Sheesh Cupcake get it together!"

Dawn in Austin said...

No amount of vodka can make clamato juice a bloody mary. Ew.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Whew, I'm glad we got that third person thing out of the way, because I've been doing it a lot lately!

God, I love the Clamato bloody Mary!

duffylou said...

#259 - Looks like I have presents to return, BEFORE Christmas.

Sarah said...

#258 especially bugs me when it's parents referring to themselves in the third person when talking to kids older than about 4.

"Mommy needs to go take a nap now!"

"Daddy wants you to put your shoes on!"

Learn your PRONOUNS, people!!

rowan said...

The Caesar is our 2010 designated holiday cocktail. I wanted more veggies in my diet and this seemed like the best way, plus the clam juice makes my hair shiny.

David said...

And the winner in the "things I didn't think I'd read when I woke up this morning" category is: 'The clam juice makes my hair shiny."

Mrs. Tuna said...

Maybe black plates look good with white food, like.......cottage cheese?

patti said...

Wait a minute! I have black plates! They make the food look bigger!

linlah said...

Square bowls.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Square bowls are like straight circles. I don't get it.

Lora said...

down south, they sell Clamato Budweiser. Like, in one can. Clamato. And. Budweiser.

Little Miss Sunshine State said...

Cantaloupe actually looks nice on black plates.