288. Kelly Osbourne's cheeks
289. Why you rarely see performers sneeze in the middle of a song
290. When people refer to an old person as "98 years young!"
I think Kelly O. didn't really diet and lose all that weight - I think she had some weird lipo surgery where they sucked it out of her body and stuck it in her face. And her hair.
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I think Kelly O. didn't really diet and lose all that weight - I think she had some weird lipo surgery where they sucked it out of her body and stuck it in her face. And her hair.
# 290 Especially if the 98 years young! is in a death notice. They're not 98 years young. They're 98 years dead.
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