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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Things of Which I Am 100% Certain

1. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west
2. Art Garfunkel has wispy hair
3. There is never a moment of the day or night when there are not several confusing sentences shooting out of Michele Bachmann's ass

1 comment:

Carey Brown Strombotne said...

One thing I know: Even though Michele Bachman's sentences (that come out of her ass) are completely rubbish and full of nonsense, at least she can string words together that actually form sentences unlike her dumbass bff, Sarah Palin.