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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Things I Like More Than Rupert Murdoch

1. Being forced to compete in a truck pull
2. Overdraft charges
3. Steel wool massages in my anus
4. Falling into a well filled with angry monkeys
5. Formaldehyde perfume

3 comments:

The Zadge said...

Number 3 made me clench.

Ouch.

Carey Brown Strombotne said...

do you think this scandal could make fox news go away? ah, it would be well worth it then.

Megan (Best of Fates) said...

I am somewhat embarrassed I had to read this twice before realizing you weren't saying you like these things more than Rupert Murdoch liked them. Which seemed a strange list, but I figured maybe you two were close and often competed over hobbies.