You can ignore crosswalks and sprint full force across a four lane highway or you can wait until that little green hand gives you the go ahead.
You can bury your nose in Danielle Steele and The Bible or you can peruse The Daily Beast until Real Time with Bill Maher comes on.
You can order a nice dry Pinot Grigio with dinner or you can down several gin martinis just as your appetizer arrives.
You can sleep in until noon or you can wake up before daybreak.
You can avoid eye contact or you can hold it.
Because no matter what you fancy or what you claim to be your heart's desire preference---we all know there is only one thing that truly matters:
YOU SIMPLY CANNOT DENY THE MIND BLOWING POWER OF FANTASTIC LIGHTING.
Talk to the candle,
Gertrude Glowberg
5 comments:
Marry me, Gertrude.
I made the electrician put all my recessed lighting on dimmers so things always look glowy.
Or fantastic litening.
You can never go wrong with Glow.
And if you choose the several gin martinis before the appetizer, you too will be nicely lit.
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