You can tell me that you think you're all romantic and shit and plan a glowy dinner for your husband where you stand at the stove wrapped in Post-It notes with roses coming out of your butt and I will tell you that before you can say It's okay you don't have to pick up your clothes, ever, darling you're gonna find yourself in the middle of an onion field looking straight into the barrel of a Somewhere In Time poster answering to THE Goddess of Romance herself Jane Seymour because she is gonna kick your sultry impostor ass.
Now get on back to work,
Lieutenant Lusty Lustberg
Blow Job Division
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The last three words of this post made me wake up the dog with my guffaw.
O.M.G. L.O.L.!!!!!
Laugh echoing off the ceiling!
I am very happy that I could make you three ladies laugh.
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