What I learned today:
1. If the crazy lady who swears at the trashcan on the corner attempts to engage me in a seemingly lighthearted conversation about my shoe size DON'T TAKE THE BAIT and remind myself of the time I saw her attacking the defenseless palm in front of the neighbor's house.
2. It's okay that I don't use the phrase "Because that's how I roll" but if I want to start experimenting with this phrase I might start thinking of activities that fit into the "How I Roll" category---like how hot I can tolerate my bath water without fainting or something along those lines.
3. Taking tailgating personally is JUST. PLAIN. SILLY.
Au Revoir,
Professor of Sap
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