Do you ever think Monkey Mind thoughts like this in Yoga?
1. Please god don't put your mat too close to mine
2. Did I shave my armpits yesterday? For the life of me I can't remember
3. I wonder if the new down comforter will fit into the washer or if it will send it reeling off its axis and make that awful jackhammer sound
4. I get the picture---when you say "two more breaths here" you really mean "you'll be in this pose until you all become senior citizens"
5. Do wrists ever just explode
6. Squat is such a homely word
ME TOO! It's good to know I'm not alone.
Carol the Loud Breather