Dear Cupcake,
If my husband and I become homeless, do you think a good back up plan for shelter would be to live inside a pair of Van tennis shoes? They seem to be very roomy and we were thinking we might use the giant tongue that adorns them as a catapult for sending out various notices regarding our goings on. Do you think this is a prudent and doable plan that will guarantee us a safe haven during this recession or do you think the cramped quarters will be hell on our knees from all the crouching?
---As Jittery As A Chihuahua In Pomona
Dear Chihuahua,
No.
Good Luck,
Cupcake
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