The other evening Mister Cupcake and I were watching Larry King interview Donald Trump and from where I was sitting at the dining room table I saw, written across the bottom of the television:
TRUMP: PARK LIKE A CHAMPION
And I thought, that's bizarre, I had no idea there was a market for parking advice.
Then I realized he was talking to Ol' Suspender Shoulders about THINKING like a champion. And I thought, I bet The Donald has a gold medal in Positive "YOU GO, ME!" Mantra-Thoughts. If I had hair like that I don't know how I'd make it out of the house.
Wayne the Constipated Corgie