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Monday, June 8, 2009

Monday Judgements and Warnings

If your goal is to maintain an overall illusion of hip intellectualism, make sure you avoid revealing the following facts about your fine self:

1. You have always thought being a truck driver would be kind of dreamy
2. You have no idea what the word "gadfly" means
3. Creamsicles give you a sense of well-being you rarely find elsewhere
4. Lady Gaga scares you
5. One of your most frequent refrains is "Can't we just stay home?"

I'm just saying,
Professor Couch


linlah said...

If you're a truck driver with a sleeper cab you could "just stay home" would that increase your intellectualism...I'm just asking.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Brillian point. Also, if you sleep in your trucker cab you'll likely get back problems that require acupuncture and getting acupuncture cancels out any geek stigma from loving creamsicles too much.