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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

Recently, I've noticed an overwhelming number of mildly terrifying commercials for a pill called Cialis. This pill apparently causes middle aged couples to gaze slyly at each other as if they've just won tickets to a Journey concert or to suddenly throw their heads back with laughter as they saunter down the street looking like they're about to give each other melvins. Sometimes, the couples are seen romping through a wheat field. Other times they are cuddling on the couch in matching taupe Dockers but ultimately, these couples end up in their own bathtubs about three feet apart amongst various trees and shrubbery.

Cupcake, I know I may be sensitive but these commercials are giving me nightmares and I was wondering---is there any way to make them stop?
---Confused and Revolted In Tampa

Dear Revolted,
No.
Good Luck,
Cupcake

3 comments:

linlah said...

I'm past middle age and they give me nightmares because I can't find matching Dockers ;)

TWISTED SUSAN said...

The sight of mature white people dancing always shivers me timbers.

Cupcake Murphy said...

I still cannot get over that they ALL end up in tubs.