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Monday, June 15, 2009

Monday Judgements and Warnings

There are several neighborhood dog owners and dogs who Mister Cupcake and I see on our daily strolls over and over and over and over and over again and there is one dog walker in particular who has an incurable addiction to the following question when our paths cross:

"Is he friendly?"

Although we have passed this addict, oh let's see, probably FOUR MILLION TIMES, and our dog has never done anything but smile and say Good Day Nice To See You For The Four Millionth Time he pauses and asks the same question and we give the same answer on behalf of our dog: "Yes he's friendly."

But I've been thinking that it might spice things up to provide more detail along with our answer and here are some ideas I've come up with:

"Yes, he's friendly but he spends entire afternoons gazing into his own behind."

"He's usually really friendly but he just found out it's not OK to dine on the poop of other dogs so he's feeling kind of bummed out right now."

"Yes, he's friendly but he told us he's not very fond of you."

We'll see if any of these work.

Sincerely,
Bud, the lesser known, untalented Judd.

1 comment:

TWISTED SUSAN said...

I like his consistency.