327. The loud bird shriek sound Maria Sharapova makes every single time she hits the fucking ball
328. When people describe wine as mousy, horsey or brawny while keeping a straight face
329. Ladies who wear visors the size of conference hall awnings
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I'd put up with the Sharapova shrieks as long as they cut to a shot of Rafael Nadal after every one. Preferably without his shirt.
I'll bet you a visor that size come with a fanny pack.
I swear to you I saw a woman standing on the corner and I thought for one moment that there was a car port on her forehead.
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