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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Things I Don't Understand, Items 327 thru 329

327. The loud bird shriek sound Maria Sharapova makes every single time she hits the fucking ball
328. When people describe wine as mousy, horsey or brawny while keeping a straight face
329. Ladies who wear visors the size of conference hall awnings

3 comments:

The Zadge said...

I'd put up with the Sharapova shrieks as long as they cut to a shot of Rafael Nadal after every one. Preferably without his shirt.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I'll bet you a visor that size come with a fanny pack.

Cupcake Murphy said...

I swear to you I saw a woman standing on the corner and I thought for one moment that there was a car port on her forehead.