I've been working furiously in the laboratory, experimenting with the 5 AM OUTFIT I wear when taking the dog out:
Option #1:
Nightgown tucked INTO sweatpants giving a barrel-bottom look around my butt and upper thighs + husband's two ton lumberjack style coat + tennis shoes worn clog style
Option #2:
Nightgown worn OVER sweatpants producing a burned out Little Bo Peep wearing VERY thick leggings look + black down jacket zipped up---hitting at waist causing nightgown to flare contributing to the skirt look I have going + husband's size 13 Haflinger slippers
Early Findings:
A. Need to work on better footwear. What if I need to sprint suddenly?
B. Is there a way to flatten the nightgown? Option #1 is fertile ground for a Fat Albert nickname.
The research must go on,
Bunsen M. Burner
2 comments:
I'm a firm beliver in the nightgown over the sweat pants with the FLAIR, but it keeps the cold out. And tyour description made me giggle just thinking about it.
Oh poop. The Wrong Flare. I think I'm going to use that for the title of my autobiography.
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