Here he is seen conversing with a potted plant, suffering from clinical depression due to a terrible gnat infestation.
"You have more strength in
ONE of your leaves than an entire swarm of those revolting aphids put together," he advises, with Maya Angelou-like wisdom, "YOU WILL RISE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND YOU ARE A PHENOMENAL PLANT SO DON'T FORGET THAT YOU IDIOT."
Then he recommends some quiet time and perhaps a couple three or four or 30 sips from a martini to lift the spirits a bit.
2 comments:
Is Cooper available for telephone consults in Colorado? If so, I'm immediately dumping my-non-martini-prescribing-therapist.
It's really hard for him to hold the phone with his paws and he can't find a bluetooth to fit his ear. Sorry.
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