Dear Cupcake,
If I drink Twinings Irish Breakfast tea in the evening will Bono and The Edge come to my house and give me a lecture about personal responsibility and how to use long leather coats as a way to say "Hey! Eff OFF!" to The Man or will I just need to pay a small fine?
---Cowering in the Corner in Cooter
Dear Corner,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake
2 comments:
Irony
Bloody clever, lass.
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