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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Things I Don't Understand, Items 94 thru 96

94. Hugh Hefner
95. When people say "If you will" or "What have you" after every sentence
96. Why someone hasn't given Glenn Beck a cement enema yet

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Re: #96... Incidentally, certain media personalities have nicknamed Beck "Hemorrhoid with Ears" :D

TWISTED SUSAN said...

Glen Beck bugs me too.

linlah said...

#95 - Or "and stuff" or "and things".

steve said...

#95: A friend puts "and such whatnot" on the end of sentences. Almost makes me want to make her not a friend after the hundredth time I hear it.

#96: Beck is nothing more than blatant douchebaggery.

The Zadge said...

If you will have Hugh Hefner give Glenn Beck [and, PLEASE, Rush Limbaugh too?] a cement enema, what have you?